© everlark

"Uncle Derek, Uncle Derek, look!"

"Alexis, slow down— where did your dads run off to, sweetheart?"

"Bathroom. But look at that statue!"

"I see it, Lexi. That’s David."

"The statue has a name?"

"Well, yeah— Michelangelo carved him a long time ago— way before you were born, kiddo."

"Oh. Do you see the penis?"

"Erm. Yes."

"Me too. I like the penis! Do you like the penis?"

"…there is literally no right way to answer that question, is there."



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    congrats on you cock, Courtney. I hear it’s awesome.
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    hahaha poor derek