© everlark

HEY, MARGARET, LOOK! SEBREK! 

“If those two are keeping you up at night, you could simply get back at them— I, for one, would be honored to help you give them a taste of their own medi—”

“Sebastian. Eighth time we’ve had this conversation today. Unless you’ve magically changed your reproductive organs since sixth period, you’re pretty much SOL.”

“Ah well. Can’t blame me for trying— well, you can, but only if it’s hard and into a wall—”

“Sebastian.”

“Derek.”

“…’

“You’re turned on by the way I say your name.”

“Am not.”

‘Lie all you want, but you have my number. Call me if you want to hear your name again, maybe at a different decibel level.”



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